Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (chapter eight)

On reaching segun’s house .
Me: sege how far
Sege: mr maga. How u dey?
Me: na me be mr maga abi?, ur papa. Who is akin that u are talking about?.
Sege: u be mumu. U no knw say na drama i dey act?.
Me: just kidding. I don collect the remaining 500naira wey she hold.
Sege: confirm. Ur head don dey work. How u take do am?
Me: i tell her say i no get tfare take come your place, she give me the 5hundred.
Sege: dat one nice, so ur balance remain 4,500 be that.
Me: oya give me the 5k make i dey go home.
Sege: u dey craze. So, u wan go give her the money abi?
Me: I just hold am. But to be serious, i dey pity bimpe sha
Sege: u be mumu. She pity u when she collect ur money go Bleep person for free at ijoka?
Me: but she get test tomorrow na.
Sege: let her fail. Dat one go dey remind say “magacology” na bad elective.
Me: wetin i go come do next?,
Sege: leave this money with me, dey go house go meet ur babe. Tell her say akin no see his atm card make she wait till 2maro wen u go enter bank go settle ur debit palava. Update me on
whatsapp any development
Me: ok

[I left segun’s house, stopped a bike an went home straight.]
Me: sweetheart, helo
Bimpe: dear, its unfair oo. U left since morning knowing that i will travel
Me: so sorry dear.
Bimpe: oya where is the money?, its 1pm already, let me start going.
Me:***I broke the bad news as directed by segun.

[Bimpe was sad, frown and started ranting. She picked her box and bag.]

Me: dear, pls wait till 2moro, i go to bank to settle the atm debit and give u the money.
Bimpe: I have test tomorow, i can’t wait. Let me go to my cousin and beg him again hopefully he can help me.
Me: but why are u going with your loads.
Bimpe: i dont have much time, if i can get the money, i will leave from there, but if i can’t, i will return here to sleep.

[Bimpe picked her loads and left at 1:20am. Immediately after she left, her number wasn't reachable again . I said to myself, “chaiii, thunder fire segun and bimpe o. So i no go yansh this girl this
night”. I opened her facebook account but no recent chat. I updated segun on whatsapp and he told me to lock up that bimpe is gone. So i zero my mind that she has left akure and that i paid 4,500 for one round of sex.
Up till 8pm, her number isn’t reachable, i dropped my fone and slept off. At about 9:40pm, i heard a knock on my window. I asked “who is that?”. It’s me bimpe, come and open the entrance door for me, the voice replied.
I jumped up, my dick suddenly got erect as i was heading towards the door and said to myself, let me Bleeping begin..