Adebimpe The Facebook Girl (chapter seven)

*** after segun’s call*****
Bimpe: onihaxy, what is all this now?, how do I leave here now, your friend went home to bring money only for him to call that his house was robbed.
ME: I’m amazed too, infact, I don’t know what to do and I don’t know anybody else who can borrow me this money.
BIMPE: I must leave here today oooo, see the time now, its 11:52am already. I must leave here ooooooooo. Find something to do ooooo,

****she started behaving funny******

ME: what do u suggest that I should do now?.
BIMPE: I don’t know ooooo. Just think of how you will get Tfare for me that will take me to PHC. Maybe you should call uncle segun back and beg him to refund that 5k, I will sort out how to
get home myself.
ME: I’m not sure if segun will refund the money, but I think of something. Why not beg your cousin to borrow you the money. And when I send it to your account, you will refund back to him
BIMPE: I told you that my cousin is stingy and that we fought before my departure. Infact, when I went there to pick my school ID card, I gave him the best insults of his life. Dear, can you imagine what he said when I got there?
ME: what dear?
BIMPE: he said I should help him to fetch water from the well at the 5th house away from his house after he refused to give me money.
ME: but na waoo, that your cousin no dey try oooo. I wish to know him sha
BIMPE: pls no be dat one dey do me. Help me find means to reach PHC. Call uncle segun and beg him
ME: ok.
…..I picked my phone and dial sege’s number and placed it on speaker.
ME: sege, how far na, abeg help me with that 5k, my babe dey cry here and he wan comot today.
SEGE: I no fit drop am ooo, dem don thief the one wey I get forhouse so this 5k na the last thing on me.
ME: abeg help me now.
SEGE: ok wait, let me call Akin and talk to him, I will get back to you..and he hanged up.
….I don’t know who Akin is but I am sure SEGE is up to another drama.. After 2minutes, segun called back.
SEGE: guy, I don talk to akin. He say him fit try help u make u come meet am, but him talk say I must dey there as guarantor incase of wahala.
ME: no problem now, how we go waka abeg?
SEGE: come meet me for house and we go go together go meet akin. Hope money for bike dey your hand oooo, I no go pay for any bike oooo. Akin talk say him fit help you 10k.
ME: thanks, I will be on my way. I hanged up

[I opened my wallet and found out that I had just 200naira inside. I turned to bimpe.]

ME: baby, there is another problem,
BIMPE: what is the problem again my dear, go and meet the so call akin now and get the money for me to leave here, its 12:09 already now
ME: I have just 200naira with me and if I should calculate the fare from my house to segun’s house and from segun’s house to akin’s house, I will spend 600naira since segun is going with me.
BIMPE: ok, take this remaining 500naira with me and add it to the 200naira with you. Pls be fast and hurry up.
ME: ok ****i collected the 500naira, dashed out of the house, stopped a 50naira bike and went to meet sege……………………….